Shirtless online dating

Here, some examples (both hilarious and bizarre) of online dating deal breakers. The Frisky: The downside to online dating Pictures: •When his pic is a glamour shot • Making weird faces with a caption "two hours of sleep!

Bokeh is the Japanese word for blur and more often, the quality of that blur. When you’ve seen professional portraits you’ve probably noticed that the main person in the picture is crystal clear while the background is blurry. It’s not some digital effect or filter, but actually has to do with the lenses’ depth-of-field and what’s in focus.(The Frisky) -- I've been doing the online dating thing for a while. Generally, I'm a fan (it feels sort of like shopping for boys, no? That said, there's also a lot about it that never fails to appall me. The Frisky: No-nos for online dating photos Profile descriptions: • In the "about me" paragraph, he says, "I don't know what to write." You're on a dating Web site, sell yourself a little bit! The Frisky: Your profile is the first step • "Have you ever seen the movie 'Trainspotting? Screenames: • The following will not bag a girl: Pants Party, Phantorgasm, "Magnum" anything, Ma Sword, Farty Dog Ass, Bloodlust, 420guy. Could you surprise her with a sexy phone message that would go something like this: 'Hello, I'm Nurse X, I'm in the bath right now and hope you're getting better.'" This e-mail: "I have a true passion and love for is pro-wrestling.Namely, what guys seem to think is attractive, funny, or sexy in their profiles. • More than one of the pictures is with his "bros" out in a bar getting sloppy. • When his "looking for" selection includes only "sex partners." I admit I might be looking for a hookup, too, but I don't advertise it so blatantly. • Saying upfront that he doesn't have faith in online dating Web sites, or describes how someone forced him to sign up. The Frisky: Five online dating types to avoid Contact and e-mails: • Where the only thing he writes to you is "whats up." He's so lazy he can't even add punctuation. Pro-wrestling has been my lifes dream and something (and like I said before) that has been my true passion for so many years and when I thought I had nothing, it got me through a lot.For some of these men, the deal breaker can be small -- that moment when you're checking him out, and all is going well until you scroll down to see that one off-putting thing and it's click, on to the next. • Clown masks, or equally freaky and elaborate Halloween costumes. The Frisky: Online dating dos and don'ts • Misleading subject lines like, "We made plans and you never showed," which he then admits in the body of the e-mail was a ploy to get you to open the letter and not delete it. And last but not least I work a full time job at Burger king (yeah yeah I know, but I am living just fine for now lol).Then of course, there are the all around disaster cases where everything from the picture to the description is horrifically wrong. Oh god this is such a long message lol, stop before this becomes more of a headache lol.